p.s. Excellent for those who are trying to defer the huge amounts of studying they have to do.

—-YOUR BOY SIDE—-
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own a car racing game.
[ ] You played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You owned a DS, PS2, N64,or Sega.[nt all of em though=P]
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[X] You have watched sports on TV
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You used to collect hockey cards.
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
[ ] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun
[ ] You talk with food in your mouth.
[x] You sleep with your socks on at night.
[ ] You have fished at least once

—-YOUR GIRL SIDE—-
[x You love to shop.
[x] You wear eyeliner
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] You go to your mom to talk.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x]You like going to the mall.
[x]You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don’t like the movie Star Wars
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics
[x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing high heel shoes.
[x] You used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You like putting make-up on others.
[x] You like being the star of everything.
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

Appearance •

[ ] I am shorter than 5′5″. (?)
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan/ burn easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different colour.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I’ve had braces.
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than two piercings.
[ ] I have / had piercings in places besides my ears.

• Embarrassment •

[x] I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I’ve snorted while laughing.
[x] I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
[x] I’ve glued my hand to something.
[x] I’ve laughed ’til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[ ] I’ve had my pants rip in public.

• Health •

[x] I’ve gotten stitches.
[ ] Broken a bone.
[ ] I’ve had my tonsils removed.
[x] I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
[x] I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I’ve had serious surgery.
[ ] I’ve had chicken pox.

• Traveling •

[x] I’ve driven / riden over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I’ve been on a plane.
[ ] I’ve been to Canada.
[ ] I’ve been to Cuba.
[ ] I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I’ve been to Ottawa.
[ ] I’ve gone to Sudbury.
[ ] I’ve been to the Caribbean.
[x] I’ve been to Europe.
[ ] I’ve been to Florida.

• Experiences •

[x ] I’ve gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I’ve seen a shooting star.
[ ] I’ve wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I’ve seen a meteor shower.
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pyjamas.
[x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I’ve been to a casino.
[ ] I’ve been skydiving.
[ ] I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
[ ] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I’ve crashed a car.
[ ] I’ve been skiing.
[ ] I’ve been in a musical.
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
[ ] I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
[x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone.
[x] I’ve ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I’ve eaten Sushi.
[ ] I’ve been snowboarding.

• Relationships •

[x ] I’m single.
[ ] I’m in a relationship.
[ ] I’m engaged.
[ ] I’m married.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced.
[ ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
[ ] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

• Honesty / Crime •

[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
[ ] I’ve snuck out.
[x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I’ve ran a red light.
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime.
[ ] I’ve been in a fist fight.
[ ] I’ve been arrested.

• Death and Suicide •
[x] I’m afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ]I’ve seen someone / something dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted / committed suicide.
[ ] I’ve planned my own suicide before.
[ ] I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

• Materialism •
[ ] I own over 5 rap CD’s.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime / manga.
[ ] I own designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collected comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on E-Bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie

• Random •
[ ] I can sing well .
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily
[ ] I watch the news.
[ ] I don’t kill bugs
[x] I sing in the shower.
[x ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[x] I care about grammar.
[ ] I have “?”’s in my screen name.
[ ] I love spam.
[ ] I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[x] My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
[x] I would wear pyjamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[xxxI am really ticklish.
[ ] I like white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[ ] I’m good at remembering faces.
[ ] I’m good at remembering names.
[x] I’m good at remembering dates.
[x] honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[x] All my answers were totally honest

tada :P

And you turn away…

As sun beams started dancing on his eyelids, he had no choice but to open them. Birds were joyfully singing, unaware of the bundle of thoughts going through his mind, and heart. He looked at the empty space in his bed; she’s not there. She had been though, only two minutes ago, planting a kiss on his forehead whispering sweet words into his ears in vain attempts to wake him up. He didn’t want to wake up; he knew very well that if he did she will not be there and he will be left to look unto an empty cold space.

He closed his eyes again, and reminded himself that this is too risky. Dreams mean nothing; he was sure he had no feelings for her, or did he? No, no he didn’t. He had to keep reminding himself of this solid unbeatable fact. Yet what a sweet thought it is– a thought that had to be oppressed, suppressed, and suffocated.

“What a beautiful morning,” he thought to himself as he thrust his body upwards to look out the window. He adjusted his posture and sat on his bed making it easier for him to enjoy the view. He sat looking at the cars, many cars, just going their way; many people, many stories, many secrets, and many suppressed feelings perhaps.

Something was coming on to him. It was big and colorful and strong and poisonous. He tried to push it away. He had been pushing it away for god knows how long now. It was coming, creeping through his body, bit by bit, atom by atom, and he was struggling to resist, fight, and not surrender, when all of a sudden, his will broke down into a million little pieces. He could not do it anymore; he was beaten, tired, summed up, drained, and exhausted. Maybe he doesn’t want to be strong anymore. Maybe he had been trying to oppose something that has always been meant to be.

And he let go. The creeping turned into racing, and the sweet addictive sensation took all over his mind, body, and consciousness. He found himself submerged in a strange kind of ecstasy, something he had never felt before; a natural high. His brain did not function and all he could feel was emotions and sensations that all were new to him. No, they were not new, he knew very well that they were old but newly acknowledged.

“I love her,”

he muttered, and what a relief it was! He knew that she was waiting for him, and he didn’t want to keep her waiting any more.

In a frenzy, he looked for his cell. What should he say? How should he say it? “Less is more,” he thought, and started pressing the buttons to make the words he never thought he will ever say in his life: “I’m in love with you”

Add recipient– send.

He sat there, full of happiness, not believing what he just did. But he did it, and soon everything will break loose, and the self-made prison will evaporate into the air. Nervous? Damn right he was! Oh but what a thrilling kind of nervousness it was.

His cell lit up, and the sound took him by surprise. “1 New Message.” He froze, not knowing what to do, too scared to take the next step. This is it; the moment he had been waiting for. He summoned up all his courage and pressed the button.

The words on the screen stared at him mockingly. They taunted him, and brought him back to reality. They made fun of his cowardice, just as they had made fun of his spur-of-the-moment courage.

“Message failed to deliver”

He sat motionless for a second. Nothing, absolutely nothing was going through his mind.

It was then that a faint smile drew itself on his dark visage, and he went back to sleep in spite of the sun that was shining through the window.

I disagree.

I think what he did is perfectly normal. He might have been a bit stupid for not seeing through flattery, but his punishment is in proportion with the love he has in store for her. His anger, rising passion, and disappointment, show nothing but complete and utter love for his daughter– The more we love someone, the more we get upset when they hurt us.

Lately, one of my friends has been accusing me of yelling at her all the time. I tend to that when my life is a complete mess– I turn ugly on those I love; I yell, I scream, I shout, I won’t answer the phone, and I’ll act in a very dry manner. So dear friend, you should actually take it as a compliment if I turn nasty on you. If I am always sweet, kind, and caring with you, then you probably should know that I don’t care one bit for you.

If we ever fight, and I become real angry with you, so angry that I yell, curse, and be a real bitch and treat you like crap, then know what an important part of me you are. Accordingly, this is how my dictionary works:

You Suck: I adore you.

F**k off: You are a part of me.

Get the hell out of here: Please don’t leave.

I don’t ever want to talk to you: If you ever stop talking to me I’ll probably kill us both.

So friend, I’m real sorry for being a pain in the ass sometimes, but I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!! =)

p.s. I really miss my mother!

Rejoice in ecstasy,

Happiness, seemingly, will never depart.

Through the veins, swims,
Reaches upwards:

The brain;

The fountain of which I take pride,

And credit for being smart.

Finds resistance there;

Reality hits hard,

Piercing; a merciless dart.

Resides, deformed and scarred;

Helpless, wordless, and sad.

Hopeless;

Buries itself right there,

Without further regard.

Today was the day after Valentine’s (Valentine’s my foot!). I didn’t get anything yesterday :’( No box full of chocolate, no Valentine’s card, and no red roses. Well, that’s okay cause Valentine’s my foot anyways! Oh, I forgot that “mfalsafeh message I got” lol. It’s weird cause I actually did expect something from someone, oh well, I’m so used to disappointments by now.

BUT, today, as I was in my England 4 lecture, I discovered something rather strange: I found a purple pen in my purse. Now where did that pen come from and who put it there I really have no idea! The thing is I love purple pilot pens! They’re so cool! I tried to remember if I had borrowed it from anyone but no, I am sure i did not, and SOOOOOOOOOOO I decided to view it as my Valentine’s gift :P How pathetic is that right? lol I don’t care as long as it made me happy!

I also saw my 9th and 10th grade Arabic teacher on Campus today. It was so cool because she was the one who remembered me. I was walking peacefully towards my lecture and all of a sudden I hear a loud “Nunu!” (Of course she didn’t say Nunu; she used my actual name!) So I looked back and it took me a second to know who she was. She told me she was pursuing her PHD in Arabic lit.

I always liked her! She was so very respectful and nice. I really do wish her the best of luck in anything she does in her life. It made me happy to know that I leave an indelible mark on my acquaintances, even as a little kid!

Ok, I’m really sleepy. I better head to bed. Long day tomorrow.

I wonder of that workshop I’ll start attending tomorrow is any fun. Wish me luck!

Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let the bugs bite!

Adios!

bt3rfi mn eomk mflsafh 3l fadi :S

Isn’t that just lovely? How romantic!! And what a pleasant surprise on Valentine’s day! right?

p.s. Valentine’s my foot! :D

Well, the very lovely and thoughtful message above was sent to me through a fake facebook profile under the name ”Jojo Hlwani” that had the picture of Aishwari Ray (I wonder if that’s how her name spelled) as profile picture.

I laughed so hard! I mean, I’m just feeling sorry for this wretched poor soul who had to go through the trouble of creating a fake facebook profile in order to tell me “bt3rfi mn eomk mflsafh 3l fadi :S.” I wish she/he had told me something I didn’t already know about myself.

I’ll let you in on a little secret though, it really made me feel special! After all someone did go through the trouble to just let me know that they are jealous of me. Cool, no?

I hope you had such a great Valentine’s card too, something that gave you a similar sense of satisfaction I felt upon getting this message. 

I never got Valentine’s day and never will! And what puzzles me more is that it’s always single people who celebrate this day as opposed to people who are actually in relationships. This will always remain one of the world’s greatest mysteries to me.

Oh Oh Oh! On a completely different note, I finally got my “Twilight” book from Amazon! I ordered that book ages ago! The problem is that my reading list for this semester is jammed already and I wonder if I’m going to find time to read the Twilight saga. I just hope it won’t be disappointing!

Valentine’s day my foot!

Peace out!

Click on the link below and type in different names or made up words and see the results.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

I’ve been looking up friends’ nicknames for the past 2 hours and can’t stop laughing!
P.s. Try Brad Pitt!!

Enjoy and tell me what you think!

Peace out!

I’ll see you in the next entry.

Make your self at home =)

Peace out!

* Tololy tivoly tololy tivoly tololy tivoly to…
(have no idea what it means, but I’ve been singing this sentence ever since I woke up)

* I miss mama.

* I wonder how I’m going to finish the two books I’m reading. One of them is unbelievably hard and boring; the other just takes me a long time to decipher!

* Wow, I’ve been uploading this blog A LOT lately! I wonder if mama’s lack of presence has anything to do with it.

* My friends suck.

* I’m in the mood for chocolate.

* My tummy hurts :(

* I’m freezing.

* I wish I had a pet. A dog maybe. He would be awesome. Yes, I would get a “he” dog and not a “she. Girls suck. They are never interesting, and they never get me. A “he dog” would solve many of my problems nowadays.

* I think I’m being cheated on. I’m positive actually. I hate the other girl. In fact, I’m so much cuter! AND more sophisticated! Wohoo!

* Most of us live in a man’s world. I live in Nunu’s world.

* What is my mother is going to get me? I hope something nice. Boots maybe, or a belt. I could really use a new bag.

* The statement mentioned above made me think that I am such a girl! Yes, I guess I am. There’s nothing wrong with that I guess, as long as I do have other more important interests. I guess my love for fashion and style generates from my appreciating beauty. I just love everything beautiful.

* I wonder what my husband is doing at this exact moment. Where is he? Does he ever think of me? (I know this is pukish; I just can’t help what I think of!)

* I wonder if anyone will ever read this. And most importantly, I wonder what this anonymous reader would think as he/she is reading this entry.

* Tololy tivoly tololy tivoly tololy tivoly to…

* Giraffes are cool, they are so freakishly tall. I wish I was taller *sigh*

* I want to go to Monaco. It seems nice there.

* It’s time to cut my hair. It’s been a while since I changed the way I look. Maybe I should get a makeover; crazy hair dye and all. Oh that sounds so tempting. I should chuck it on my list.

* Working with Rima is going to be a pain. Maybe I should cancel the whole thing. I don’t like dealing with stupid people. They make me angry.

* I love my daddy.

* Turkish drama is pathetic and *puke*.

* Some people are just weirdos. Why would you hide an important fact as you being engaged? What? Would it make it hard for you to get girls? Since you don’t live in your country and all. Alongside to being a weirdo, you are a jerk.

* Toloy tivoly tololy tivoly tololy tivoly to…

* Homer Simpson rocks my socks.

* I wonder if you have the same thought as I do sometimes. What do you think would happen if we made the “what-if” scenario a reality? I actually think things would work out. But who am I after all? Someone who is blogging out of boredom I guess.

* The maid just pissed me off. I am not a people’s person. I am a me person. I only work with myself and myself only. And I am my best friend. No one is as good as I want them to be and no one will ever be! Damnation!

* Orange juice Orange juice Orange juice Orange juice Orange juice.

Peace out! Transmission over. Stay tuned for another episode of Blurty Nunu.